If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and ask you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up,

DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!

They only want to see you naked.

I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

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Porn movies and Disney are responsible for the most frustrated human beings i know.

Where the hell is my prince charming?

Where the hell is my insatiable whore?

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