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Apr/10

28

Blue Cross

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said,

“You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”

“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said…

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

“Henry, do we still have intercourse?”

And there was a hush. You could hear a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently, “If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times…What we have is…

BlueCross!”

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Apr/10

26

The Nikon S60. Detects up to 12 faces.

After a few glances, you may notice the extra faces. My favorite is the guy behind the curtain.

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Apr/10

22

Tiger Woods – It all makes sense now

On his death bed, Earl Woods gave Tiger the following advice:

“Focus on golf. Fuck everything else.”

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